Do you remember Schoolhouse Rock?

If you do, congratulations. You are officially in the “where’s-my-antiaging-serum” club.

Anyway, one of my favorite songs from Schoolhouse Rock was Electricity. And every time I see Eclectic Eccentricity, I start superimposing Eclectic Eccentricity over the Electricity song. I know some of you Generation X’ers are feeling my Saturday morning cartoon vibe.

I heart that Geisha girl necklace.

But the bird is super hot. Is he not screaming for a wifebeater t-shirt, a Charms blowpop and a red Camaro?